Well folks down here in the great state of Texas we do things a little differently.
When our babies start cutting teeth we don’t give them cheap little teething rings.
We don’t get them 20.00 toys that they will just loose and cry their eyes out when they do.
And we sure as hell don’t go by them the Amber teething necklace. Can you believe that some moms even get a necklace for them? This teaches the babies that it’s ok for them to chew on their mom’s!! What are we doing? Raising Cannibals?
But have no fear! We don’t do those silly things in Texas! No folks we have a smart plan. When our babies are crying, dripping snot, and biting off the fingers of anyone who dares sit close enough to them what do we do?